Collingwood’s £1000 lap dance

Excellent news. Of course, the £1000 fine has probably levelled his mood just a little, but I’m all for “professional sportsmen”, – as they insist they are called – getting caught having fun. It makes our jobs so much more fun.

PS: and tonight, Andrew Flintoff is being interviewed by Piers Morgan (I think) on Pedalo Gate. A nice irony.