Tiger Tim no more

I hear Tim Henman is to retire from Tennis. Apparently, it “wasn’t a difficult decision to make”. Well, we could have told you that Tim. He was a brilliant player to watch – his duels against Pete ‘The Ape’ Sampras were particularly memorable – but ultimately he wasn’t much of a winner. And he never quite nailed that fist-clenching “come on” but we’ll forgive all his losses for having such an attractive wife.