Cricket erotica

YouTube is a marvel, no doubt, but also mighty disturbing. Here’s a poem from Virginia Wolf (as if that’s her real name): I want to be a cricket ball. I’m sorry I’ve sunken to such a contemptible level, but I’m trying to stay awake all night and YouTube might be the only answer.

UPDATE looks like YouTube have removed the video! It wasn’t that bad…

I suggest Virginia hasn’t seen a ball smacked back to the boundary and the seam (or spine, as she calls it) broken in half. If you can’t see the video above, click here to listen to the horror show at YouTube.

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