Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil

Another one-dayer, another win for Sri Lanka, another clueless performance from England. Even the return of two discards, Vikram Solanki and Kabir Ali, couldn’t delay the depressingly inevitable. What a chuffing shambles.

Sri Lanka look very, very good.

Vikram Solanki called up

Oh whoop-de-doo. A glitzy, effortless, boundary-laden 34 is not what England need.