Trying to prove in a court of law that the governing body of cricket is racist is an ambitious aim, and it may well be that Darrell Hairâ€™s surrender stems from a realisation that he was going to lose, and lose expensively. It also appears that he hasnâ€™t managed to cut a deal with the ICC, and is thus probably destined to spend the rest of his life umpiring club cricket and shopping at Primark.
I canâ€™t think of a single incident in the last decade which has split cricket more evenly. Both sidesâ€™ arguments make eminent sense. Yes, Hair was simply applying the laws of the game, yes, the Asian lobby probably do wield too much power and yes, the ICC should have offered him more support. But equally validly, Hair was a pompous, posturing fool that day, there was no firm evidence of ball-tampering and trying to blackmail your employers for $500,000, let alone labelling them racist, is just plain daft.
Mercifully, then, it appears to be all over. Itâ€™s not really for me to apportion blame to one side or the other â€“ although you should feel free below â€“ but in this ugly display of playground mudslinging, neither party has exactly covered itself in glory and you canâ€™t help thinking that surely, surely, the world of cricket can do better than this. Hair and the ICC have behaved like a pair of name-calling schoolboys. And as your teacher always told you: â€œIt doesnâ€™t matter who started it. You shouldnâ€™t have reacted.â€