Remember Lara Bingle? Of course you do. Well, it turns out Michael Clarke, the b@$$t@rd, has somehow managed to bowl the maiden over (insert more puerile, tabloidesque cricketing euphemisms here)
The controversial model joined the Ashes celebrations with the Australian cricket team aboard James Packer’s Mangusta cruiser on Friday night, but the fun didn’t end there for the duo.
Clarke and his Cronulla maiden enjoyed a private party of their own at the Quay West Apartments in The Rocks over the weekend.
Bingle only emerged from the inner-city Sydney hotel â€“ clad in the same jacket she was wearing on Friday â€“ to attempt an early getaway in her black Mini yesterday.
While Clarke may have been basking in Bingle’s company, parking inspectors weren’t as enamoured with her presence.
The 19-year-old was distressed to find she had been slapped with a $77 parking fine.
In October, cricket insiders said the pair had “been on a few dates”, but a relationship was denied by Bingle’s camp.
Sydney’s Daily Telegraph has the full story, if you can be arsed to read more.