Doors to manual…oh shut up Kevin

According to Liam Plunkett, the England team will be seated in alphabetical order on the plane to Australia on Friday. This throws up a delicious image of contrasting characters forced to sit next to eachother – despite their “we’re all best buddies in the team England bubble” rubbish. They can’t all get on, can they?

Plunkett, then, is next to Kevin Pietersen and Monty Panesar; you couldn’t have three more contrasting cricketers. One is a fitness fanatic; one a fashion floozy and Monty’s in love with cricket of all things. As for the others…

Anderson
Bell
Collingwood
Cook
Flintoff
Giles
Harmison
Hoggard
Jones
Mahmood
Panesar
Pietersen
Plunkett
Read
Strauss
Trescothick

Strauss could have a bit of a task…

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