Champions Trophy lets her hair down

Patrick's getting far too excited about the Champions Trophy (frankly, it's even woken me up too) and sums it up rather appropriately

If the Champions Trophy were a woman, it would be one of those rather plain librarian girls who turns out to be gorgeous when she lets her hair down and takes off her glasses, only to turf you out of her house at 11pm just as your courting is getting fruity

Pillow talk with the Champions Trophy brunette librarian would probably be filtered/limited by a BCCI or ICC spokesman underneath the bed…

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