Australian cricket team: officially tree-huggers

In a sickening display of American-esque “Hey – you guys – you’re the best,” Damien Martyn explains why Boof Lehmann is more like a Mum than a friend:

He said: “I see these guys more than Mum and Dad. I’m on the road 10 months a year, we live in each others’ pockets, we help the guys who are sad and laugh with the guys who are happy.

“There are lots of emotions. I class us as one big family. One of the big reasons we’re number one is because we handle that so well.

Using his analogy, come 2007 there’ll be a whole load of divorces!

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